lol Before I go to work, I just want to share this thought. I've been meaning to explore the idea of potential issues between Hare and I in our hypothetical relationship. My idea of comfort, I have realized, differs from many other people's. They want light and warmth; I want cold and darkness. I would have a tough time in Wonderland because it is pretty much never cold enough to snow - pretty much seems to be close to 70 degrees year-round. Barely overcast. And I'm pretty sure that Hare enjoys it that way. I'm sure he's the kind of person who wants the rays of the sun to flush over him and harold in a new day, but I'd go "no no no no no... I will not have that asshole sun peeking in where it's not welcome. I will buy the thickest of curtains. I want to be cacooned in darkness."

Well, that would be kind of problem, wouldn't it? How are we going to compromise?

"Oh, it shouldn't be a problem. I wanted separate rooms, anyway, so we don't always have to sleep together."

"What?! But. But. But. I want to fall asleep cuddling with you every night," he'd say!

"Ohoho, Hare, I love cuddling with you, but I could never fall asleep that way. It would get way too hot! I mean, sometimes a blanket is too much for me. Adding in 98 degrees of constant heat? Hell no."

And he just walks away sulking.

"She wants to sleep alone in a cacoon of darkness..."