Let me just say, this one is adorable and I'm surprised I wrote it with such clarity late at night. XD This is basically just a fulfilling self-insert fantasy in which Jenna and I sometimes indulge.
Hare's Scandalous Proposal
It was late at night.
Usually, Rabbit would have gotten out of his work clothes, had a short, luke-warm bubblebath, and put on his nighties, but he was wrapping up a wipe-down of the kitchen and taking a short trip to the bunny water closet before letting Hare in through the back door. Hare slinked through the door wearing a dark trenchcoat, a fedora, and shades, and he darted his eyes in every direction just to make sure they were alone. He took so much time looking around, squinting, and wondering if it was safe that the highly bedraggled Rabbit slammed the door shut behind him just to make a thorough point that he barely had time for this shit. Hare was (predictably) startled.
"Well, what is it?~" Rabbit asked. And with that he flopped into a chair and started undoing the latches on his rollerblades.
"The Queen's asleep? Just like you said?" Rabbit rolled his eyes.
"Of course she is. It's ten past midnight." With that, he tugged off one of his rollerblades and sent an offensive odor in Hare's direction.
"Oaghgghh DEAR GOD."
[7/30/2014 10:41:22 PM] Phantomwise: ow, I snorted that I hurt my throat.
Rabbit almost wanted to cancel their meeting before it had even started, but he swallowed his irritation and continued to air out his bunny feet. "You're free to tell me why you're here as soon as you like, He'a~. But in ten minutes I'll be up those stairs and heading to Bunny Quarters." Hare grimaced and backed into the wall. He snatched away his shades.
"Okay!!" He caught his breath a bit. "I was wondering..." Already, Rabbit was frowning. WONDERING?! He could have submitted this in writing. "...If you'd design a cake for me."
[7/30/2014 10:44:48 PM] Phantomwise: lol what the hell
He stopped fumbling with the velcro on his wrist guards and gaped at him. "A cake~~? Why in the world would you need me to design a cake?"
"Well... ighghh..." and suddenly Hare got all pouty and rosy-cheeked. "It's for a... surprise."
"Oh?"
"It's for a... um... um... a special surprise." His knuckles rose to his teeth, where he nibbled anxiously. Rabbit's eyebrow cocked.
[7/30/2014 10:48:52 PM] Princess Orlokz: (can I say it cocked or must I say he cocked it? XD)
"What is it, a biirr~thday partyeh~?"
"Hehghhhh... Nooo..." Hare wiped his already sweaty palms. For some reason, it was especially hard to break this to Rabbit! "I-I was gonna ask J-J-Jennifer..." His eyes roamed all around the room, anywhere but to Rabbit's face, as the words stayed trapped on his tongue.
"O-O-ohhh... OHHHHH. Reeallehhh~?"
"Ehehh...ehehghh..." Hare answered.
[7/30/2014 10:52:24 PM] Phantomwise: awwww
"Oh, well that's marvelous, Hare. Congratulations," Rabbit threw out, with less of an edge than before. I mean, truly, he was happy for him, but exhausted. And who even knew if she'd say yes.
"Thank you...eheghh..."
"Well, I guess I could make you a cake. Just one cake." Hare did a dance in place. "Let's talk about this during decent hours, hm?" Rabbit suggested. He knew Lambsy must have been missing him terribly, all up in his room alone.
[7/30/2014 10:56:28 PM] Phantomwise: aww poor lambsy
[7/30/2014 10:56:38 PM] Princess Orlokz: that's the name of his lamb in my head-canon. XD
"Okay," Hare said.
"How about tomorrow during lunch? If I stall on her majesteh's finger sandwiches long enough we can chat about it much longer. can you come around twelve-thirtehh~?"
"I-I can do that! Just don't tell anyone. It's a secret! Not even HATTER knows yet!"
"Alright, alright," and Rabbit swished his hand without realizing it. Hare took the hint and hopped on out.
~ ~ ~
The next day, Rabbit had taken care of all the chores out in the courtyard and Jenna strolled up to greet him. "Rabbit~!"
"Egghhh, finally visiting me in my own turf, I see~~... none of that mathematician hoping about on number pogo-sticks or the like..." He trailed. Jenna looked confused for a second. "Or whatever it is you have going on in that house. I don't remember these things, Jenna~. I'm old and they're absurrrd."
Jenna just gave him a good huggle, and he glanced all around to make sure nobody saw and then nuzzled into her, sighing with satisfaction. Hugs were nice after a long morning of work.
[7/30/2014 11:05:00 PM] Phantomwise: :DDDD
To be honest, he totally forgot hare was stopping by, but there he was, giving him a... truly uncomfortably wide-eyed grin. "Hey Rabbit," he tried to say casually, but he was jerking his head in Jenna's direction as though he needed to indicate to Rabbit that he noticed she was there. "I can see what you're doing, you know," Jenna said. Hare winked. Jenna raised her eyebrow.
Together, they all went into the kitchen. "So what kind of cake did you have in mind, Hare~?"
"Something big. And white. And fancy."
"Okayyyy...." Rabbit answered. He was sitting next to Jenna at the bar, who nodded silently but wasn't sure what the fuck Hare needed a cake for. "So did you want me to write the proposal in frosting or something~?"
"Actually, no.... I-I... well..." he giggled to himself. "I wanted to ask myself."
"Well then what in the world do you need the cake for?! Is it a party? You can't assume she'll say yes."
Hare frowned for a second. "No~... I was thinking I could pop out of the cake."
[7/30/2014 11:11:20 PM] Phantomwise: XDD I knew it
Jenna turned to Rabbit: "Like a stripper?"
"I think you're confusing the proposal with the bachelorette party," Rabbit said. Hare frowned.
"I thought everybody had a party to say they loved each other and wanted to get married. It's how my parents did it."
"Yeees... and didn't that turn out won-" Rabbit started, but he caught himself saying something very rude and coughed loudly. "You didn't want to come out naked, did you?"
"No."
"Please tell me you plan to wear more than a g-string."
"That's for me to know and you to find out!"
"Ohhh, I won't be there, I promise you..."
It's true, Hare had some clothes tucked away from a special chapter in his life that he thought would be perfect for such an occasion.
[7/30/2014 11:17:14 PM] Phantomwise: of course he does
Jennifer had this way of making him think he was hot enough to pull off sparkling short-shorts around /anybody/.
"So let me get this straight: you want me to build a giant fancy cake that you can jump out of. And then you're just going to propose to her, covered in it, head to toe?"
"No. I was thinking... you could make a little cake-door that I can just shove out and I climb through it."
"A cake-door. ...You know, Hare~, there's baking and then there's your imagination. I hardly know how you would pop out of a cake without destroying it." Jenna nodded.
Jenna was making Hare nervous. He thought he had all kinds of good ideas but they were all being shot down and now Rabbit's girlfriend was here, to boot?! "C-can I come back later?" Before he got a response, he ran out of the room.
[7/30/2014 11:22:41 PM] Phantomwise: aww
"Well I think it's cute that he wants to pop out of a cake," Jenna finally said. Rabbit thought it would impress her to consider the whole thing impractical, but now he was wondering if there was anything -he- could pop out of to win Jenna's affectionz.
[7/30/2014 11:23:26 PM] Phantomwise: XDDD
[7/30/2014 11:23:54 PM] Phantomwise: he could pop out of anything and I'd think it was cute
~ ~ ~
Later on.
I found Hare scuttling around all worried and anxious so I jumped him and showering him in affectionz and gave him a flower I found on the way there to put on his jacket, and luckily Hatter wasn't allergic to it.
The end.
[7/30/2014 11:35:31 PM] Phantomwise: it was a cute story
[7/30/2014 11:35:38 PM] Phantomwise: so did hare get the cake he wanted?
[7/30/2014 11:36:40 PM] Princess Orlokz: yes
[7/30/2014 11:36:42 PM] Princess Orlokz: and it was a mess
[7/30/2014 11:36:46 PM] Princess Orlokz: I had to lick it off of him
[7/30/2014 11:36:48 PM] Princess Orlokz: in the shower
[7/30/2014 11:36:55 PM] Princess Orlokz: after everybody left
Hare's Scandalous Proposal
It was late at night.
Usually, Rabbit would have gotten out of his work clothes, had a short, luke-warm bubblebath, and put on his nighties, but he was wrapping up a wipe-down of the kitchen and taking a short trip to the bunny water closet before letting Hare in through the back door. Hare slinked through the door wearing a dark trenchcoat, a fedora, and shades, and he darted his eyes in every direction just to make sure they were alone. He took so much time looking around, squinting, and wondering if it was safe that the highly bedraggled Rabbit slammed the door shut behind him just to make a thorough point that he barely had time for this shit. Hare was (predictably) startled.
"Well, what is it?~" Rabbit asked. And with that he flopped into a chair and started undoing the latches on his rollerblades.
"The Queen's asleep? Just like you said?" Rabbit rolled his eyes.
"Of course she is. It's ten past midnight." With that, he tugged off one of his rollerblades and sent an offensive odor in Hare's direction.
"Oaghgghh DEAR GOD."
[7/30/2014 10:41:22 PM] Phantomwise: ow, I snorted that I hurt my throat.
Rabbit almost wanted to cancel their meeting before it had even started, but he swallowed his irritation and continued to air out his bunny feet. "You're free to tell me why you're here as soon as you like, He'a~. But in ten minutes I'll be up those stairs and heading to Bunny Quarters." Hare grimaced and backed into the wall. He snatched away his shades.
"Okay!!" He caught his breath a bit. "I was wondering..." Already, Rabbit was frowning. WONDERING?! He could have submitted this in writing. "...If you'd design a cake for me."
[7/30/2014 10:44:48 PM] Phantomwise: lol what the hell
He stopped fumbling with the velcro on his wrist guards and gaped at him. "A cake~~? Why in the world would you need me to design a cake?"
"Well... ighghh..." and suddenly Hare got all pouty and rosy-cheeked. "It's for a... surprise."
"Oh?"
"It's for a... um... um... a special surprise." His knuckles rose to his teeth, where he nibbled anxiously. Rabbit's eyebrow cocked.
[7/30/2014 10:48:52 PM] Princess Orlokz: (can I say it cocked or must I say he cocked it? XD)
"What is it, a biirr~thday partyeh~?"
"Hehghhhh... Nooo..." Hare wiped his already sweaty palms. For some reason, it was especially hard to break this to Rabbit! "I-I was gonna ask J-J-Jennifer..." His eyes roamed all around the room, anywhere but to Rabbit's face, as the words stayed trapped on his tongue.
"O-O-ohhh... OHHHHH. Reeallehhh~?"
"Ehehh...ehehghh..." Hare answered.
[7/30/2014 10:52:24 PM] Phantomwise: awwww
"Oh, well that's marvelous, Hare. Congratulations," Rabbit threw out, with less of an edge than before. I mean, truly, he was happy for him, but exhausted. And who even knew if she'd say yes.
"Thank you...eheghh..."
"Well, I guess I could make you a cake. Just one cake." Hare did a dance in place. "Let's talk about this during decent hours, hm?" Rabbit suggested. He knew Lambsy must have been missing him terribly, all up in his room alone.
[7/30/2014 10:56:28 PM] Phantomwise: aww poor lambsy
[7/30/2014 10:56:38 PM] Princess Orlokz: that's the name of his lamb in my head-canon. XD
"Okay," Hare said.
"How about tomorrow during lunch? If I stall on her majesteh's finger sandwiches long enough we can chat about it much longer. can you come around twelve-thirtehh~?"
"I-I can do that! Just don't tell anyone. It's a secret! Not even HATTER knows yet!"
"Alright, alright," and Rabbit swished his hand without realizing it. Hare took the hint and hopped on out.
~ ~ ~
The next day, Rabbit had taken care of all the chores out in the courtyard and Jenna strolled up to greet him. "Rabbit~!"
"Egghhh, finally visiting me in my own turf, I see~~... none of that mathematician hoping about on number pogo-sticks or the like..." He trailed. Jenna looked confused for a second. "Or whatever it is you have going on in that house. I don't remember these things, Jenna~. I'm old and they're absurrrd."
Jenna just gave him a good huggle, and he glanced all around to make sure nobody saw and then nuzzled into her, sighing with satisfaction. Hugs were nice after a long morning of work.
[7/30/2014 11:05:00 PM] Phantomwise: :DDDD
To be honest, he totally forgot hare was stopping by, but there he was, giving him a... truly uncomfortably wide-eyed grin. "Hey Rabbit," he tried to say casually, but he was jerking his head in Jenna's direction as though he needed to indicate to Rabbit that he noticed she was there. "I can see what you're doing, you know," Jenna said. Hare winked. Jenna raised her eyebrow.
Together, they all went into the kitchen. "So what kind of cake did you have in mind, Hare~?"
"Something big. And white. And fancy."
"Okayyyy...." Rabbit answered. He was sitting next to Jenna at the bar, who nodded silently but wasn't sure what the fuck Hare needed a cake for. "So did you want me to write the proposal in frosting or something~?"
"Actually, no.... I-I... well..." he giggled to himself. "I wanted to ask myself."
"Well then what in the world do you need the cake for?! Is it a party? You can't assume she'll say yes."
Hare frowned for a second. "No~... I was thinking I could pop out of the cake."
[7/30/2014 11:11:20 PM] Phantomwise: XDD I knew it
Jenna turned to Rabbit: "Like a stripper?"
"I think you're confusing the proposal with the bachelorette party," Rabbit said. Hare frowned.
"I thought everybody had a party to say they loved each other and wanted to get married. It's how my parents did it."
"Yeees... and didn't that turn out won-" Rabbit started, but he caught himself saying something very rude and coughed loudly. "You didn't want to come out naked, did you?"
"No."
"Please tell me you plan to wear more than a g-string."
"That's for me to know and you to find out!"
"Ohhh, I won't be there, I promise you..."
It's true, Hare had some clothes tucked away from a special chapter in his life that he thought would be perfect for such an occasion.
[7/30/2014 11:17:14 PM] Phantomwise: of course he does
Jennifer had this way of making him think he was hot enough to pull off sparkling short-shorts around /anybody/.
"So let me get this straight: you want me to build a giant fancy cake that you can jump out of. And then you're just going to propose to her, covered in it, head to toe?"
"No. I was thinking... you could make a little cake-door that I can just shove out and I climb through it."
"A cake-door. ...You know, Hare~, there's baking and then there's your imagination. I hardly know how you would pop out of a cake without destroying it." Jenna nodded.
Jenna was making Hare nervous. He thought he had all kinds of good ideas but they were all being shot down and now Rabbit's girlfriend was here, to boot?! "C-can I come back later?" Before he got a response, he ran out of the room.
[7/30/2014 11:22:41 PM] Phantomwise: aww
"Well I think it's cute that he wants to pop out of a cake," Jenna finally said. Rabbit thought it would impress her to consider the whole thing impractical, but now he was wondering if there was anything -he- could pop out of to win Jenna's affectionz.
[7/30/2014 11:23:26 PM] Phantomwise: XDDD
[7/30/2014 11:23:54 PM] Phantomwise: he could pop out of anything and I'd think it was cute
~ ~ ~
Later on.
I found Hare scuttling around all worried and anxious so I jumped him and showering him in affectionz and gave him a flower I found on the way there to put on his jacket, and luckily Hatter wasn't allergic to it.
The end.
[7/30/2014 11:35:31 PM] Phantomwise: it was a cute story
[7/30/2014 11:35:38 PM] Phantomwise: so did hare get the cake he wanted?
[7/30/2014 11:36:40 PM] Princess Orlokz: yes
[7/30/2014 11:36:42 PM] Princess Orlokz: and it was a mess
[7/30/2014 11:36:46 PM] Princess Orlokz: I had to lick it off of him
[7/30/2014 11:36:48 PM] Princess Orlokz: in the shower
[7/30/2014 11:36:55 PM] Princess Orlokz: after everybody left
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