Where we last left off, Hare was threatening suicide on the bridge... Yeah, I actually wrote the next part by myself. I wrote something. Something that didn't terribly suck... Admittedly, it wasn't much quality-wise, but the story itself isn't supposed to be, so I'm giving myself a break.

I think... I think the next part may be the last. And since Kate and I had a funny idea for it, I'd feel bad just snatching it away. That and she's funnier than me. So I'm going to wait until the issue we're having boils over so we can finish it together.

Anyway, funny excerpt:

“You know, um,” Dum starts up again. “What I find particularly useful about Hare is that he always has just what we need in his coat pockets.”

Everyone on the bridge fervently agrees.

“I mean who's gonna have the pears or the bananas or the zucchinis when we need them?” Dum continues.

“I wouldn't... use the zucchini if I were you.” Alice mentions. Everyone's chatter suddenly dies down.

“Wow, Alice, I never thought you would go there.” Dee says.

“But she has a point...” Rabbit finally voices. “I cahn't tell you how many gay jokes we've had the pleasure of sharing.”

“It just wouldn't be right to make fun of a dead gay guy...” Dum trails on.

“Especially one that invited us to so many tea parties,” Dee tries, again, helplessly.

“Those were technically my tea parties, you guys.” Hatter raises a finger in the background, but they don't seem to be paying attention.

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