So I was asking Kate if I could "borrow" Cosmo in the Crystal Palace sequel universe, and she was hesitant. She wanted to know why! ...I was like "well, I think it'd be only appropriate if I had an affair with him. It's not fair that Akira gets to, and I don't." And she was like "Nope."
"You're telling me I CAN'T borrow my own character?"
"Nope. He's my husband."
"But I created him!! I can borrow him to wipe my ass if I want to."
"Sorry."
"For ONE HOUR!"
"Why?!!"
"Because. ... Cosmo's hot!"
"... Eghh."
"One hour!!!"
"Okay. But I have to supervise."
"Are you kidding me?!"
"Nope."
"We deserve our privacy!"
"Maybe. But he's my husband."
"You married him as a joke."
"You still gave him to me."
"Yes, but I didn't REALLY give him to you. If I want to snatch him back for anything, I can."
"I guess, but. I don't know! I guess I'm territorial about him!"
"About my character. XD"
"Yes!!! XD"
"Uhm."
"But Cosmo's not that cool. It's not like you like him or anything."
"I've always thought he was attractive."
"Oy. *smacks forehead*"
"I'm sorry! I just am protective of him."
"You're protecting him from his GOD."
"Yep."


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